Touché!

I was in an upscale Ladies' clothing store the other day as two hip ladies greeted me at the door and proceeded to show me what was in their store.

Noticing all the dresses were sleeveless, I explained I wanted a little black dress with sleeves, and added: "You are mostly catering to young ladies, don't you?"

To what one of the hip ladies answered: "Yes. My grandmother also likes to have sleeves to anything she wears."

This reminds me a young client who came to quit smoking almost 20 years ago. One could tell the young client had dropped out of school, the job market being excellent.

As he made himself comfortable in my recliner, already "gone", the young, good-hearted client candidly said: "Boy, are you ever expensive - but you must be the best since you are the oldest on the block."